Hilarious Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Funny Jokes to Share

Joke 1:

A man asked the bus driver during an investigation, 'How did the bus fall into the river?' The driver replied, 'I have no idea, sir.' The man pressed, 'Think back and tell me what happened.' The driver explained, 'That day, the conductor was absent, and when the bus fell into the river, I was busy collecting fares from the passengers at the back.'

Joke 2:

Sonu asked, 'Why do women run when the milk boils?' Monu replied, 'To save the cream?' Sonu said, 'No.' Monu continued, 'To save the milk?' Sonu replied, 'Not at all.' Monu was puzzled, 'Then why?' Sonu explained, 'So they don’t have to clean the gas and platform afterwards.'

Joke 3:

When the sister-in-law came out of the bathroom after a shower, her brother-in-law was watching her. She flirtatiously asked, 'What’s your intention, brother-in-law?' He stood up and slapped her, saying, 'Why did you bathe in my heated water?'

Joke 4:

I went to have breakfast at a hotel where all the couples were seated. There was no space left to sit. I took out my phone and loudly said, 'Your girlfriend is sitting here with someone else; hurry up!' I swear, half the girls disappeared in an instant…

Joke 5:

After a long time, I spoke to my old love. He asked, 'How are you?' I replied, 'There’s a prick in my eyes, a burn in my heart, and my breaths feel a bit stifled. There’s smoke everywhere.' He asked, 'Are you still in love?' I said, 'No, I’m in Delhi…'